Please keep you hands and feet in the cart at all times . . .

Join me for my twisted, macabre translations of everyday life scenarios; ranging from the workplace to politics, to relationships or cursed technical documents that require a translator fluent in the Black Speech.  My translations, while crude, vulgar, and most likely offensive, do strive to be genuine in their accuracy, they just might use a lot of suggestive imagery to get there.

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